the dummy quiz (note: most are trick questions)

look at everybody posts before you do the quiz...i always tell the number of questions that are wrong and right. who ever get everything right will be given nothing....i just made this out of bordom enjoy!



1. which of the following do you need to build a green house?
-A. bricks- -B. glass- -C. vodka- -D. paint-

2. which of the following is under the sea
-A. crabs cakes- -B. china- -C. nipples- -D. space-

3. when is a door not a door?
-A. when it's a pig- -B. when it's a jar- -C. when it's cheescake- -D. when it's a knob-

4. the answer is really big
-A. ANSWER- -B. really big- -C. an elehant- -D. your mom-

5. what follows December 2nd?
-A. n- -B. december 3rd- -C. a question mark- -D. 142 dwarves-

6. what can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
-A. gypsies- -B. a hole- -C. torch- -D. canned laugher-

7. what is the 7th letter of The Alphabet
-A. G- -B. H- -C. I- -D. J-

8. MARMITE!
-A. URGH!- -B. what is that?- -C. yum- -D. but pa might not-

9. SHANGHAI?
-A. biggest city- -B. never been- -C. why there a "?" mark- -D. only 20cm off the ground-

10. what is the smell of the color nine, true or false?
-A. cherry?- -B. purple?- -C. eight?- -D. false?-

1. Glass (do i look stupid?)

2. Nipples (from divers)

3. When it's a knob

4. An elephant (my mom is slim)

5. December 3rd

6. Torch

7. G

8. Yum

9. Why the ?

10. Cherry

I r sm@rt g33k

I don't care whether it's a normal house that's supposed to be colored green, I r admin and I r nao makeing it a greenhouse, the kind that shelters plants. So question 1 is correct

don't just redo 1 of them...redo all of the quiz but that is right...it was paint (i said make a green house...any house can become a green house...i did not said to build one)